100% of my cherry tomato harvest disappeared from the kitchen counter last night.
While we slept, the cherry tomatoes metamorphosed into cat toys. When I got up this morning, I found a lone tomato sitting in a shaft of sunlight on the kitchen floor.
Cosmo heard me in the kitchen, so he raced in and took up the game again, smacking the tomato this way and that.
Then he ignored it for awhile. After all, he IS the superior one.
The tomato tried to make a break for it but was captured in the end.
GAME OVER!
As for that tomato harvest, truthfully, there were only two tomatoes, since that’s all that were ripe. But when you use percentages, you can make anything sound more dramatic, profound or whatever you need it to. (50% of the harvest is still missing!)
Another example: a squirrel made off with 25% of our tangerine crop last winter. We’d just planted a new tree, which had four tangerines on it, 25% of which dropped off through our clumsiness during planting. We later harvested 50%.
Gee, isn’t math fun?!
