The Imposter in the Pantry

Last year’s curry plant imposter rant got me thinking about yet another curry imposter, the tin of somewhat fragrant but essentially useless powder that resides in most every pantry, the tin you probably bought one day when you were feeling culinarily adventurous but then came to your senses and never actually opened. You know that tin, don’t you? Yeeesss, I thought so. I have one, too. It’s in the photo below.

To be completely honest, I have at least a half dozen of these mixtures that are aging away in the back of the cabinet, never to be used. These so-called curry blends do not reflect the myriad combinations of spices and flavorings that make Indian food so irresistible. Curry blends are like the stars in the sky, simply uncountable. For every person who makes a curry, there is at least one unique curry blend. Serious Indian cooks have several each.

What makes this chicken tikka masala so tasty does not come out of a tin or a bottle. It comes from a process of trial and error, of like and dislike, of tweak and substitute. While this particular dish was seriously hot, other equally authentic Indian dishes taste similar, but without so much heat. And others taste entirely different–heavier on the turmeric or tamarind or ginger. The point is to do some experimenting and tailor make something you like. Start with a recipe–one that includes several different spices and flavorings–and use it as a point of departure to build a blend you can cozy up to. Something you’ll make again and again, that will eventually become to be known as your curry.

A place to start: Here are a couple of recipes for garam masala that come from Charmaine Solomon’s The Complete Asian Cookbook. They’re good blends, but the idea is to make your own, so give these a try and then start messing with the proportions, perhaps even leaving out an ingredient you might not like and maybe substituting another that you do.

Garam Masala: In a small dry pan roast separately: 4 tablespoons of coriander seeds, 2 tablespoons of cumin seeds, 1 tablespoon of whole black peppercorns, 2 teaspoons of cardamom seeds (measure the seeds after removing them from their pods), 4 cinnamon sticks and 1 teaspoon of whole cloves. As each one starts to smell fragrant pour onto a plate to cool. After roasting, peel the cardamom, discard the pods and use only the seeds. Put all into a coffee grinder (clean it out first, really well!) and grind to a fine powder. Finely grate nutmeg and mix in. Store in a glass jar with an airtight lid.

Fragrant Garam Masala: Gather 3 cinnamon sticks, 2 teaspoons of cardamom seeds (once again, measure after removing the seeds from the pods), 1 teaspoon of whole cloves and 1 teaspoon blades of mace or half of a nutmeg, grated. As with the previous blend, roast all spices (except for the mace or nutmeg) separately and grind in a coffee grinder or with a mortar and pestle; then add the grated nutmeg. Store in a glass jar with an airtight lid.

These blends are great on their own or mixed together, depending on your individual taste. When you make an Indian dish, rather than using a spice blend from the store, try an equal amount of one of these. It’s best to make small batches like these, since ground spices tend to lose their punch pretty quickly. And if you’re going to season your food with tired spices, you may as well save yourself the trouble and just buy pre-made blends at the grocery. Who knows how long they’ve been sitting there?!

(By the way, I recently dug up that so-called curry plant of the other curry imposter blog post and relegated it to the green dumpster. In its place are a tomato plant and an assortment of herbs that are actually edible and good.)

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Flexible Food

Lotus root slices look like nature’s little masks for hockey-playing mice, don’t you think?

And they’re easy to pick up when you’re faced with using those slippery, lacquered chopsticks.

It’s nice having food that both works and plays well with you.

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A Box For One’s Bread

Our tired ol' bread basket

I’m in the market for a new breadbox. We’ve grown tired of this old picnic basket in which we’ve kept bread and baked goods for too long now. It gets rattier by the year and has begun to unravel and fall apart. Pointy ends here and there poke holes in the bread bags and get those science experiments started much faster than I’d like. While it has its charms, it’s never been such a good place to keep bread. However, it will make great storage for the cat toys once a new breadbox is in place.

The search has not been an easy one. You’d think that somewhere within the confines of Burbank I would be able to locate a suitable vessel for stashing bread, but after visiting six stores today, I am still without one. Each clerk I asked, responded, “We don’t carry them any more,” which makes me wonder if bread storage has become unfashionable in the rush to fill retail space with kitchy bar ware and ceramic roosters of all sizes.

I did locate two breadboxes actually, one at each of two stores, meaning the choice at each place was between “take it” and “leave it.” One of them was slightly more commodious than an Altoid tin but not nearly so handsome. The other appeared to have been beaten by a two-year-old with a metal toy truck. Call me picky, but I don’t want to have to wail on my bread with a blunt instrument to make it fit into a similarly shaped box.

If we chuck the old basket before finding a replacement and leave bread sitting on the counter, it will become stored in a different and completely unhelpful vessel:

The Cosmo model: keeps bread but doesn't give it back.

I’ve considered buying a pair of boots, so that I can glue corkscrew, elbow and sea shell macaroni all over the box, spray paint it gold and press it into service, but that seems a bit of overkill. Granted, I could also store a baguette in each boot. Hmm…perhaps I should rethink this idea.

At this point, we’re faced with a wall-mounted breadbox that is too expensive for the job, but because of its incredibly tight seal, it is capable of keeping bread fresh longer than the basket does:

One incredibly expensive breadbox

We’ve tried this before, back when Cosmo first arrived. We’d left a surplus of baked goods on the counter, and he munched his way through everything from bagels to baguettes to a spinach croissant faster than you can say, “Bad kitty!” The drawback is that we seldom use the microwave, so we forget what we’ve stashed in there until, seal or no seal, it is way past desirable.

So the search goes on. I’m not picky, not really. In fact, that boot box idea is beginning to sound fairly appealing.

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Buy Yummy Stuff–Help With Japanese Relief Efforts

A bowlful of future-madeleines

Today I mixed up the delicate batter for a double-jumbo batch of lemon-lavender madeleines. I parked it in the fridge, where it will spend its overnight hours engaged in the alchemy that will ensure light, fluffy little cakelettes.

Tomorrow I’ll bake them. In the evening, once they’re cool, I’ll put them into tiny individual bags, tie them with pretty ribbons and arrange them in a nice basket.

Early Saturday morning I’ll drive them to Sunset Junction in Hollywood to Forage, one of the scores of restaurants around the nation that are participating in a giant bakesale to benefit earthquake/tsunami/general nightmare relief in Japan.

Ta-dah!

What I’m doing is one tiny little bit. What each participant does is one tiny little bit. But when hundreds–and I’m hoping thousands–of us bake, volunteer and shop, we do so much more.

Check Bakesale For Japan to find the bakesale closest to you. On Friday, please bake extravagantly. And on Saturday, please shop extravagantly. It’s a tremendously pleasant way to do a little good in this world.

Dōmo arigatō!

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Making Healthy Food Fun For the Kiddos

One of the things I love about Italian food–and about Mediterranean food in general–is that with very few ingredients you can make something that’s seriously tasty. Of course it helps if you start out with fresh, in-season ingredients, because there’s not much to hide a mediocre vegetable when it’s prepared simply (yeah, I’m talkin’ to you, Mr. Hothouse Tomato!).

So I was pleased to attend a cooking demonstration featuring four of Los Angeles’ top Italian chefs, each hailing from a different region of Italy, who were on hand to share tips with the next generation of chefs, tips they can in turn share with kids–the main one being that healthy food can taste really good and be super simple and fun to make. Staged by the Italian Trade Commission at Le Cordon Bleu Hollywood, the demo was part of a larger drive called Club EATalian, designed to interest children in participating in gardening and cooking something healthy–something Mediterranean.

Chef Drago of Drago Centro explains "al dente."

Sicilian Chef Celestino Drago’s focus was pasta, and he whipped up rigatoni that he dressed simply with Salina cherry tomatoes, basil leaves, a dusting of hot pepper, a healthy grating of dry ricotta cheese and super-thin slices of Japanese eggplant (the skinny one) that were baked until they crisped up and looked rather like purple rimmed potato chips.

So what’s with cooking pasta al dente? Cooking it “to the tooth” so that there’s a bit of chew in it means it has a little more absorption room for it to draw in the flavors of whatever you dress it with. If you cook pasta all the way before dressing it, the flavor just rolls right off (that can also happen if you put oil in the cooking water, so don’t do that either!).

Chef Mazzon of Il Fornaio uses a couple of roasted garlic cloves to flavor olive oil.

Chef Maurizio Mazzon, from the Veneto, asserted that the secret to the success of the Roman Empire was its reliance on farro, as he constructed a salad made of lentils, garbanzo beans, barley and this undervalued grain that Americans call “spelt.” This rich base was lightened with fresh tomatoes, celery root and basil leaves, and the whole was tossed with olive oil and topped with shavings of pecorino.

Chef Angelini of Angelini Osteria presents a fish cooked perfectly in sea salt.

Chef Gino Angelini, who is from Emilia Romagna, packed several whole branzini in sea salt mixed with aromatic herbs and roasted them for just 15 minutes. When the shell of salt was chipped away, what remained was a moist and perfectly seasoned fish.

Mario Marino & Chef Salvatore Marino reveal secrets from the garden.

Chef Salvatore Marino of Marino Ristorante picked fresh green peas and fava beans from his garden that morning just before coming to the demo and made them into a soup and a bruschetta topping, and the green pea leaves and tendrils into a salad. His brother, Mario explained that an important part of their lives as children growing up in Naples was sitting together with their family, shelling peas and beans, talking and learning not only how to prepare food, but also the value of shared chores and responsibilities–and good meals.

None of these chefs distributed recipe packets to the students. In fact, Chef Mazzon admonished students to, “Steal with your eyes!” The idea is not to adhere strictly to a set of printed recipes, but rather to learn enough about food and ingredients, and what goes together well, so that you can create a good meal through intuition, experience and memory–a valuable lesson for adults and kids alike.

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