Sweet Dreams of Thai Cuisine

It’s 3:14 a.m., and here I sit, typing. This is no way to conquer jet lag. But right now my body thinks it’s 6:14 the coming night, and it is, at least it is in Thailand. I was awake at this hour the night before, too. And the night before that.

Jet lag is a bitch.

My minister sympathizes but reminds me: “Epiphanies come in the early morning hours. I think that is why monastics get up at 3 a.m. to pray.” I’m sure she’s onto something, but at this moment there’s nothing more profound going through my head than how much I’d like to find a 24-hour Thai restaurant and have a big bowl of tom kha gai, a super-charged soup made of chicken and coconut milk. It’s flavored with the Holy Trinity of Thai cuisine: lemongrass, galangal and kaffir lime leaves. None of these items has an adequate substitute, and while there are plenty of Thai restaurants here in the Los Angeles area, unless the ingredients are really fresh, the soup pales in comparison to what you find in the land where it was created.

Bubbling and fragrant when it arrives at the table,
one pot of tom kha gai and the world is at the rights…

Ah, the glories of Thai cuisine–and the Thai spirit. A people who understand the value of a well turned out meal as a way to show warmth and hospitality are a fine people indeed. Note that I didn’t say an expensive meal. Or fancy, although Thai presentation is some of the most glorious I’ve ever seen. Cooks think nothing of placing fresh orchids on about every dish they prepare!

These scallops were served on their shells, atop of tiny beds of rice noodles and smothered in a sauce that was rich and bold–and hot!

Thailand’s food is amazing in its variety, flavor and freshness. I’ve certainly never had so much excellent seafood so well prepared, with such attention to the balance of the five flavors in every dish: salty, sweet, sour, bitter and spicy (hot).

This poor guy doesn’t stand a chance–
we’ll lay waste to him as soon as I lower the camera…

Food is typically served family style, and people casually serve each other’s plates whether they’re asked to or not. It’s possible to sit at table and discuss nothing but the food, which is a welcome relief from world news and the heat, which is what necessitates all those spicy dishes. It’s nature’s quite efficient way of cooling us.

A fixture at every meal is a tray of assorted fruits, all cut up and ready for nibbling.

Dessert in Thailand is typically an array of the freshest fruit you can imagine. When fruit is this sweet and good–and plentiful–it makes me want to forsake lesser forms of dessert. It serves a dual function of finishing off the meal with a light sweetness while aiding digestion. Smart.

More on all of this later. I have hundreds of photos to paw through and a notebook filled with scrawlings about my experiences and impressions. And sleep to recover. I must toddle back to bed now, before Himself stirs and, realizing I’m not there, comes in to check on me. And we both talk about Thai food until the sun comes up.

In the coming days I’ll recall more of what I want to share about the food on this trip. Please indulge me any unfocused ramblings that I’d like to put down to jet lag but know could well be my enthusiasm for the subject matter turning me into a cheerleader for Thai food. I already was one, but having visited the source for this cuisine, I’m nothing short of giddy on the topic now.

Good night, sweet dreams and if you eat before I do, bon appetit!

***The obligatory disclaimer: I went to Thailand as a guest of Thai Tourism Authority. That said, I’m not interested in urging you to stay at particular hotels or to dine at particular establishments or to seek out specific amusements, but rather to enjoy the cuisine, whether you dine in Thailand or in a Thai restaurant in your hometown. And to take a crack at making Thai dishes yourself. There’s much to love about a cuisine so varied and flavorful.

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A Detour to the LA Street Food Festival

Carol’s away in Thailand this week, so I’m guest blogging until she gets back. For those readers who don’t know me, I’m husband Andy, the oft-mentioned “Himself.”

This past weekend was the first annual LA Street Food Festival in downtown LA. Over 30 different food trucks gathered to serve up samplings of their tasty wares. No ordinary roach coaches, these trucks were gourmet operations, with offerings ranging from grilled cheese to foiegras topped french fries.

Eager to try it all, I hopped on the Metro and hooked up with some friends from work for a day of mobile eating.

The Good News

This was an exciting event, no question about that. Rows of colorful trucks greeted us as we entered the gate, and mouth-watering aromas of wonderful things fried, baked and grilled hung in the air. People were happy –despite the late start of event, the growing heat and swelling crowd. As we waited in line for our treats, we chatted with total strangers about which truck we were going to hit next.

And the food? Fantastic. The highlight of the day were the pork sliders and pork buns from The Flying Pig Truck. We shared the plate, but we easily could have ordered one or two more.

I really couldn‘t decide which of these I liked better. But I think the pork belly steamed buns might edge out the sliders by a hair…

Our next major stop was the Buttermilk truck for a breakfast sampler.

The famous “Brick”: Hash brown topped with a fried egg, chorizo gravy, and a biscuit top. Get your doctor’s permission before eating one — but so very tasty!
I’m a sucker for these Red Velvet & Chocolate Chip pancake bites!
 Homemade Doughnuts for dessert, of course!)
 

Snacking in Line:  gingery, garlicky chicken wings from Mama Koh‘s! I ate ’em all!

The Bad News

I’m not sure the organizers were prepared for the size of the crowd. We were fortunate to arrive early, and made it through the gates with only a relatively short wait. But the longer we were there, the larger the crowd got — and the waits for the more popular trucks grew to well over an hour each. It helped that we took a “divide and conquer” approach, splitting our group to maximize each hour we spent waiting. But in the end, there were just too many trucks we couldn‘t get to. The lines for those trucks grew so long they almost seemed to merge into one giant Uberline that wrapped around the venue.

Unfortunately, that happened outside the gates as well — where wait times just to get in exceeded two hours. Another friend who had planned to meet us gave up– and seeing the updates of other friends on Twitter and Facebook, he wasn‘t the only one.

I don’t want to end on a negative note, however. This was the first year for the fest, and these sorts of issues usually work themselves out. Kudos to getting the show off the ground, and to the crews of the trucks, who I’m sure worked their butts off to feed us. I’m hoping it returns next year, and judging from the popularity of the event, I’m betting it will.

In the meantime, I gotta start hunting those trucks down in their native habitats….

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Week #23 Chinese Hot Pot

Eating Chinese hot pot alone would be about as much fun as watching Rocky Horror Picture Show all by yourself.

Lucky for us, our friends Grace and Bob invited a group of us over to experience this fixture of Grace’s childhood. As a Chinese-American, she says this was one of her favorite meals growing up, and she was eager to share the hot pot experience with the rest of us.

A divided pot offers twice the options for broth.

We arrived to find four broths bubbling on the table in two divided pots: chicken, vegetable, shrimp and spicy fish. Plates scattered about the table contained raw beef, pork, scallops, salmon belly and shrimp, along with cubes of tofu, fish balls, shrimp balls and fish and tofu balls, several types of mushrooms and Chinese cabbage.

 In front of Himself is a plate of thinly sliced beef and pork. To his right is a platter of pot stickers and tofu.

 

 
Balls! The sculpted looking ones at the top are a combination of fish & tofu; the pink ones in the center are shrimp, and the white ones at the bottom are fish.

 

 Enoki, boletus and shiitake mushrooms each have their own texture and add their distinctive flavors to the broth as well.

With Chinese hot pot you select what you want to eat, drop it into the broth of your choice, pull it out when you think it’s done and chow down. But after awhile it’s hard to tell what you’re fishing out of the broth or who dropped it in. That’s just fine, though, because we all got plenty, and it was all tasty. I tried to take extra care with the salmon belly, scallops and shrimp, to be sure they didn’t overcook. I babysat them the best I could amidst the happy confusion that results from 10 people all simultaneously cooking and reaching and eating and talking around the table.

And yes, the oysters! I’m sorry I didn’t shoot a close up of them (that’s a hazard of having too much fun when you’re trying to document a free-for-all). Those were the biggest, most beautiful oysters I’ve ever seen in my life. When Grace revealed those dishes of salmon belly and oysters, I knew we were truly among the ranks of the elect.

  My bowl, with some pork, a fish and tofu ball, a scallop and a chunk of tofu, along with a tangle of noodles fresh out of the broth. The bits of tomato and cilantro were already in the broth, each being quite flavorful before the cooking began.

 

 
 These are just a few of the dipping sauces and ingredients from which dipping sauces were made. All have different flavors and run the gamut of heat from tame to “I can’t feel my lips!” But nothing disappointed.

The idea is that after cooking and eating all the meat, seafood and veggies, you throw noodles into the broth and have a bowl of soup and noodles to finish the meal. But here’s the kicker, something Grace didn’t tell us until we were too full to do anything about it: All the time we were tossing meat, fish and veggies into the broth and cooking and eating, that broth was becoming so unbelievably rich and flavorful as to constitute some sort of drinkable ambrosia, barely legal for it to be in the possession of mere mortals. She says the best breakfast of all is a bowl of that super-rich broth with some noodles thrown in. It’s certainly her kids’ favorite.

 
regrettable dessert!

Grace asked me to bring a Chinese dessert, laughing to herself because she knew full well that the Chinese don’t eat dessert, not very often, anyway. But I had fun with it, recalling every Chinese buffet I’d ever seen. There’s always fresh fruit, usually melon, and an almond gelatin. For authenticity, I even made it with agar agar, a seaweed-based gelatin that’s popular with the vegan crowd. Everyone took a bite just to give it a try, or so as not to hurt my feelings, although I’d already assured them I wouldn’t be hurt if they didn’t eat it. A couple of people liked it okay. One person actually liked it well enough to carry some home with him.

We feasted extravagantly but didn’t feel stuffed or overindulged because it was lean, healthy stuff. No reaching for the antacids afterward.

Himself and I are eager to do Chinese hot pot ourselves now. Grace said they stopped at 99 Ranch Market and bought all the meats, seafoods and assorted items pre-prepared and ready to drop into the pot. That means the prep was all done–all they had to do to get ready for a dinner party was to tidy up the house, set the table and make some broth.

Hot pot is most definitely a social food. So make a lot of broth, buy extra ingredients and invite people over, or ask them to bring something to add in. I brought regrettable but fun dessert. Wesly brought his portable bar and mixed cocktails that paired well with the meal. It was a grand feast and a great evening. And certainly a memorable one.

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Week #22 British

These days I recall with more amusement than annoyance the meals I ate in the refectory of London’s King’s College in my graduate school days. A plate of food there typically contained at least three starches, usually potato, rice and pasta. Plus bread. And room temperature milk to wash it all down. While it was essentially kid chow, still it was fairly representative of the meals I ate off-campus during my tenure in the British Isles.

While the dining scene there has come a long way since then (never you mind how long ago that was!), I find that the meals I remember most fondly are hearty victuals, such as roast beef with a little Branston Pickle on the side. So the occasional trek to Buchanan Arms in Burbank helps me reconnect with those days. This stronghold of comfort for the community’s British expats features plates of basic grub (mushy peas, anyone?) and a nice array of ales and stouts on tap. The place is fairly dripping in plaid and proudly bears a framed portrait of the queen. Adjacent to the restaurant is the Piccadilly Shop, where you can pop ’round and buy many of those foods that Brits miss when they move to L.A.–packages of Darjeeling, jars of Marmite, pots of Devonshire clotted cream, tins of mushy peas and all manner of prepared frozen foods. It carries souvenirs and gifts, too, in case you need a Union Jack or a tea cozy.

Himself and I decided to stop in for a proper British dinner and got that–and more. I started the meal with a bowl of cockaleekie, a nourishing Scottish soup. The name reveals the essential ingredients, chicken and leeks, although this rendition contained rice, too. The leeks give the soup a great, velvety mouth feel. In my opinion, most any soup is more satisfying if you add leeks to it. I like to make cockaleekie and take it to church potlucks, just to hear people walking around saying “cockaleekie.” Different words activate the giggle mechanism for different people, you know? Cockaleekie does it for me. (By the way, Himself ordered tortilla soup for a starter. Maybe if it had been mulligatawny, I’d have included a photo and description. Seeing as how the British didn’t colonize Mexico, there was just no adequate tie-in.)

However, he hit it dead on with his dinner of shepherd’s pie: ground beef topped with brown sauce, mashed potatoes and cheddar cheese (as in that particular cheese from England’s southwest), carrots and English peas–although I’ve never gotten a solid answer as to just what makes them English. This is one of my favorite meals to order here, but it always makes me want to go plow the back forty when I leave. Not an office worker’s meal, to be sure.

I had the steak and kidney pie, a lovely, golden puff pastry covering a bowl of stew featuring, as its name suggests, chunks of steak and veal kidneys bathed in a rich broth, and served with English peas and chips. Veal kidneys are rich and delicate, with a clean taste, certainly one of the easier organ meats to love. Buchanan generously hands out stacks of plain white sliced bread, which is handy for sopping up the extra broth. I might have done that if I’d been planning to plow the back forty.

We noticed a lot of bustle during our meal, as a dozen or so men trekked through in kilts and carrying musical instruments. Then more people, both men and women, arrived wearing kilts and plaids. We finally learned that it was the birthday of Scottish poet Robert Burns (dang! We didn’t even bring a gift!), and everyone was getting ready for a grand party scheduled for about an hour after we arrived (they graciously seated us for dinner, even though they were booked for the evening.) And we discovered that haggis had been prepared for the occasion. We knew we had to sample that bastion of the Scottish table, or as Burns so eloquently pronounced it in his poem “Address to a Haggis,” the “great chieftain o’ the puddin-race.”

So we asked sweetly if we could have a taste. Our server generously brought us a dish of this both venerated and highly suspect food. Our sample of haggis arrived in its full glory, flanked by neeps (a.k.a. turnips) at 10:00 in this photo and taties (spuds, of course) at high noon, and seated in a pool of gravy.

Is there any more maligned and trembled at food on Earth than haggis? Possibly so, but I’d have to review a few episodes of Andrew Zimmern’s television show, Bizarre Foods, to name any. Essentially, haggis is a mixture of a sheep’s internal organs that are ground, mixed with onions, oatmeal and seasonings, stuffed into the critter’s stomach and simmered for a few hours. This makes it essentially a type of sausage, a remarkably earthy tasting one (since the cook-it-in-the-stomach part is illegal in the States, they used sausage casing, so yes, it is a type of sausage!). Honestly, it’s better than I’d expected, and I’d actually eat it again. I just wouldn’t put it at the top of my must-have list. But I’ll mark my calendar, and next year when Bobby Burns’ birthday rolls around, I’ll return and have it in his honor.

“Most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare,” says Mike Myers’ character in So I Married An Axe Murderer. He may have a point, but if you dare sample haggis, you’ll find it’s really not so diabolical. I’d imagine that if it were seasoned more aggressively, it wouldn’t seem any stranger than most any meat dish you’d have anywhere.

British food has taken it on the chin for ages. But when you think about it, most cuisines in the far northern reaches don’t naturally offer big bold flavors (pickling excepted). Only after the Age of Exploration did Europeans begin introducing spices and peppers into their cuisines. And the exchange of foods went both ways: Can you even imagine Asian food without peppers, Hungarian without paprika, Italian without tomatoes or Irish without potatoes?

Or England without curry, which is said to be its national dish?! Not only did they bring home chutneys, curries and spices from India, but the British introduced those flavor principles as well, resulting in such umami-rich condiments as Worcestershire sauce and all sorts of brown sauces to liven up their standard plate of meat-and-potato-with-a-couple-of-veg (or meat-starch-starch-starch!).

The English make some of the most satisfying comfort food around. You can get a hearty, nourishing meal with a little personality, thanks to their willingness to incorporate into their cuisine those exotic elements they picked up in their travels.

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Wicked, Wicked Good…

I have a special affection for my coffee can filled with bacon drippings. I love it for the endless possibilities it represents for creating something tasty. I cook with them, infuse bourbon with them. I’ve considered using them for lip balm, but I haven’t gone that far. Not yet.

Tonight I used them to make mayonnaise. I’m blaming Ari Weinzweig for this. He reveals the recipe in his book, Zingerman’s Guide to Better Bacon. It takes but a few minutes and no fancy, esoteric ingredients. The results are fit for schmearing on just about anything–an omelette, a baked potato, a piece of fish. It’s also good eaten right off the spoon–or your finger. If you happen to have food to put it on, that’s great, but if you don’t, it shouldn’t stop you from enjoying a taste.
As Himself shot this picture we agreed that the bacon mayo looked like hummus, which led me to conclude that a Southern version of hummus is in order, one that calls for blackeyed peas instead of garbanzo beans and bacon fat instead of olive oil.

I probably should leave this idea alone, but I do love playing with my food. I think I’ll sleep on it. And if I do decide to make Southern hummus, you’ll be the first to know.

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